Teachers assign us books that are boring and long
Instead of novels about wizards named Harry, Hermoine and Ron
Textbooks are heavy, they're dry and outdated
When the best history comes from movies, R-rated
Most authors can't write as you'll see by page ten
Only to find their home back on the shelf again
I never finish my books from August to May
'Cause I am grading your papers every freaking day
The library by my house smells like old people and cheese
And they never have my book, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Books are too long and movies are better
'Cause actors follow the text down to the letter
Reading takes work, dedication and most of all time
Which is totally the opposite of Call of Duty Five
Books make you think and question your rights
But CNN and Fox will tell me what's right
Internet is faster more than anything I could ever read
And Wikipedia can supply me with everything I could need
And finally the last reason I'm done with the book:
My cursor is stuck, eternally on Facebook
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